YA GOTTA LAUGH!
Jokes of the Month
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Mayhem:What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day? MacGillicuddy: What? Mayhem: I'm nuts about you! MacGillicuddy: Well, what did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine's Day? Mayhem: I don't know, what DID she say? MacGillicuddy: You're nuts so bad yourself! |
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Mayhem: Hey, MacGillicuddy! Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
MacGillicuddy: No, Mayhem, I don't know anything about it.
Mayhem: It was a case of guppy love!
Click on a fish!
MacGillicuddy: (There's something fishy about that joke . . .)
 Click on the door! |
Mean Monster Mergatroyd: Hey Mayhem! Knock Knock!
Mayhem: Who's there? Mean Monster Mergatroyd: Arthur. Mayhem: Arthur who? Mean Monster Mergatroyd: Arthur any chocolates left for me? |
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Tongue Twister of the Month
 | A tree toad loved a she-toad Who lived up in a tree. He was a two-toed tree toad But a three-toed toad was she. The two-toed tree toad tried to win The three-toed she-toad's heart, For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground That the three-toed tree toad trod. But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain. He couldn't please her whim. From her tree toad bower With her three-toed power The she-toad vetoed him. |
Click on the frogs!
Riddles of the Month
What did the boy elephant say to the girl elephant
on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a very small valentine?
Click on the drum!
What did the boy drum say to the girl drum
on Valentine's Day?
Come back in MARCH for more jokes and riddles!
Kids! Why don't you sign my guest book? You could tell me YOUR favorite joke or riddle. Then I'll post them on this page for members of my gang to see all over the WORLD!
OR send it to:
MacGillicuddy Monster
508 Jefferson Avenue
Glen Dale, WV 26038