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Jokes of the Month

Click on the turkey Mayhem: Hey MacGillicuddy! Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
MacGillicuddy: Of course! A building can't jump at all!



Click on the Turkey 		Macgillcuddy said to Mayhem one day, "Mayhem, did you know that some turkeys can speak a foreign language?"

Mayhem said "You're kidding! How do you know that?"

"Yesterday," Macgillicuddy said, "I saw a turkey talking to a turkey hunter"

"What did he say?" Mayhem asked.

"Quack! Quack!"



Mayhem: Ok, MacGillicuddy, if you're so smart I've got one for you. Do you know what kind of music the Pilgrims liked most?

MacGillicuddy: Plymouth Rock!

Tongue Twister of the Month

Greedy gobblers grabbed the gravy.

Riddles of the Month

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?



Click on the policeman

Why did the police arrest the turkey?


Click on the turkey

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?




Come back in DECEMBER for more jokes and riddles!

Kids! Why don't you sign my guest book? You could tell me YOUR favorite joke or riddle. Then I'll post them on this page for members of my gang to see all over the WORLD!

OR send it to:

MacGillicuddy Monster
Bramwell United Methodist Church
Box 306
Bramwell, WV 24715