YA GOTTA LAUGH!

Jokes of the Month

Mayhem: Knock! Knock! MacGillicuddy: Who's there? Mayhem: Banana MacGillicuddy: Banana, who? Mayhem: Knock! Knock! MacGillicuddy: Who's there? Mayhem: Banana MacGillicuddy: Banana, who? Mayhem: Knock! Knock! MacGillicuddy: Who's there? Mayhem: Orange MacGillicuddy: Orange, who? Mayhem: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Hey Dillon H! Thanks for the joke! Do you know why I like oranges and bananas? Because they both have a-peal!

Mayhem said "I don't think you can but you can try."

Macgillicuddy said "Knock, Knock!" and Mayhem said "Who's there?"

Macgillicuddy said "Boo" and Mayhem said "Boo who?" and Macgillicuddy said "See! I told you I could make you cry."

Anthony, thanks for the GREAT JOKE! Mayhem laughed so hard, he cried!

Click on the Jogger!

MacGillicuddy: Hey Mayhem! If you are jogging, how do you avoid that "run-down" feeling? Mayhem: That's EASY! Look both ways before you cross the street!

Tongue Twister of the Month

Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.

Riddles of the Month

What do you call a shaking ship on the bottom of the ocean?

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Click on the Fish!

Why are fish afraid of the computer?

This riddle comes from seven year old Katherine, who made the joke up herself!

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Thanks to Christopher W., age 10, for that nutty riddle!

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Come back in APRIL for more jokes and riddles!

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Kids! Why don't you sign my guest book? You could tell me YOUR favorite joke or riddle. Then I'll post them on this page for members of my gang to see all over the WORLD!

OR send it to:

MacGillicuddy Monster
Bramwell United Methodist Church
Box 306
Bramwell, WV 24715

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