YA GOTTA LAUGH!
Jokes of the Month
A gorilla went into a soda fountain and ordered a banana split. The man behind the counter was quite surprised, but made the banana split, and gave it to the gorilla. After the gorilla finished eating the split, he paid for it with a ten dollar bill.
The man figured that a gorilla wouldn’t know anything about money, so he only gave him a one dollar bill in change.
"We don’t see many gorillas in here," the man said.
"At $9 for a banana split," answered the gorilla, "I’m not surprised!"
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Mayhem: Hey Mac! What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? MacGillicuddy: I don't know, Mayhem! What did it say? Mayhem: Close the door, I am dressing! |
Click on the refrigerator! |
Hi, Jennifer, Alex and Daniel! They sent me this joke from Arizona. I think they broke my funny bone!
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MacGillicuddy: Knock! Knock! Mayhem: Who's there? MacGillicuddy: Lettuce Mayhem: Lettuce, who? MacGillicuddy: Lettuce in and I'll let you know! |
Click on the door! |
Hey Timothy W! that was great, thanks for the joke! Just don't forget to "lettuce" know if you have more!
Tongue Twister of the Month
| She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore, I'm sure she sells seashore shells. |
Click on the shells! |
Riddles of the Month
Where do fish put all their money?
Shanna H. in Ellensburg, WA sent me this fishy story!
What has four wheels and flies?
Jennifer, Alex and Daniel sent me this great one!
When is a shellfish stronger than a shark?
Click on the picture!
Kids! Why don't you sign my guest book? You could tell me YOUR favorite joke or riddle. Then I'll post them on this page for members of my gang to see all over the WORLD!
OR send it to:
MacGillicuddy Monster
Bramwell United Methodist Church
Box 306
Bramwell, WV 24715